St. Patrick's Day Sayings, Quotes and Toasts

There are many good reasons for drinking; one has just entered my head.

If a man doesn't drink when he's living, How in the hell can he drink when he's dead?

May you be half an hour in Heaven before the Devil knows you’re dead.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never meet!

An Irishman is the only man in the world who will step over the bodies of a dozen naked women to get to a bottle of stout.

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth.

Why should you never iron a 4-leaf clover? You don't want to press your luck.

As you slide down the banister of life, may the splinters never point in the wrong direction!

It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money!

The above joke was sent to us by a fellow collector. Thank you for all the jokes we have received.
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