The Perfect Husband
Meet the perfect husband here!
Stimulus Plan
It is tough times, everybody is in debt, and everybody lives on credit.
Out Of Gas
A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas.
ATM Instructions
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads.
The Spoon
Need for the restaurant service to be faster.
A Woman And Three Wishes
The woman freed the frog and the frog said...
Why Men Are Never Depressed
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Dolly Parton
Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day
Saving Money
I'll do a flat rate, for you, one thousand dollars every time I pull the trigger.
Price Of Gas
The Price Of Gas Versus Printer Ink.
Well-To-Do Woman
A Well-To-Do Woman Was Walking Down The Street
Dear Tech Support
Upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0
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Perks Of Being Over 50
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Heard During Surgery
Things You Don't Want to Hear During Surgery.
Proper English
Why we should never end our sentences with a preposition.
St. Patrick's Day
St. Patrick's Day Sayings, Quotes and Toasts.
Young Chuck
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed
was nicely made and everything was picked up.
What do I look like?
A newlywed couple moves into their new house.
The Wife Has The Last Say
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work.
Weight Loss Plan
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
An Old Farmer's Advice
Live a good, honorable life.. Then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time.
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